Animals: Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a...

By freakfreak12345 - 19/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

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By sisi9999 - 25/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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Heavenly Shower

By deadgrass - 29/03/2012 00:44 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 08:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML

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By Asshole hornet - 28/10/2013 20:18 - United States - Marblehead

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML

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By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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Your brain on alcohol

By michael - 17/07/2019 12:07

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML

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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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Mi24hind 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:28

YDI for peeing on the hornets. what did they do to you?

KaptainKronicX 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:36

They must have been pissed. ;)

Comments

caseytheninja 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:33

FYL xD

StudMuffinette 17

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:34

LOL!! but ydi for peeing on hornets...

isaac713 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:34

i guess ur friend was taking foreva on the toilet nd u couldnt hold it?

NaoPudding 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:35

And you thought that that would be a good idea, because...???

alex6946 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:35

aww thats painful..sorry but YDI

Xmarshall16X 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:36

What is this?... I don't even...

rhpsfan9 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:39

lesson*

rhpsfan9 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:36

Wow you really aren't that bright. lessoned learned

BeatlesObsessed 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:38

What were you even thin-- Oh wait, you're a freakfreak...that explains it all.

Deathpawz 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:27

you comment *lesson* on the top comment lol

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:38

so I guess you really pissed them off. that was just stupid op. ydi

mintcar 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:38

Why would you piss on the nest? YDI idiot.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:39

I see the "I agree, your life sucks" button and the "you deserved it" button, but where is the "You're so damned stupid that I'm surprised you remember to breathe" button?