Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML
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Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to have a conversation about sex. After she finished telling me what she liked, in exact detail, I said, "Well, I really like…" She cut me off and said, "I don't give a fuck what you like." FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Today, my fiancée told me that she thinks she's asexual. Guess I know why we haven't had sex in months. When I said this was a deal breaker, she said, "If you'd stop being a horny pig for five seconds, it wouldn't be." FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
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Top comments
FusionPlacebo 26
Is it bad to have lots of sex with her? Why'd you even ask that, of course she's bound to get offended by it
Kitty_Kat44 31
Shouldn't have asked.
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Comments (97)
the_aspect 28
why did you even ask that question?
kesht1996 12
That may be one of the dumbest things said by anyone ever
Omniprism 15
I'm sorry but she doesn't sound very intelligent. Sit her down and have an adult conversation. And um there is no such thing as too much sex.
deminchic 22
Coming from the perspective of a woman who has had the same thing happen, it is hurtful. It feels like saying, "I don't enjoy having sex with you as much anymore," and can really make you feel like you're doing everything wrong in the relationship. Ignoring the asker completely is immature and a bit of an overreaction, but OP is not entirely innocent.
SystemofaBlink41 27
"It feels like saying," But he wasn't saying that. You're just interpreting it that way. If OP's girlfriend didn't even ask what he meant by what he said (because honestly, that question is pretty vague), then I think it's unfair to judge OP with just assumptions.
deminchic 22
My boyfriend got it when we stopped using condoms -.-'
octinate 17
You should have compared with your friends, not complain to your gf
TuneSyon 7
should have talked to her how often to have sex
laden_swallow09 35
Three words, 73: "Loo. Bree. Can't."
Matheo_fml 21
Sooo according to OP there is something called TOO MUCH SEX???
FitFriday 32
You're an idiot