Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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tb713317 6
wow...brony?
MissMae93 23
The real question here is: how old is your son?!
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Comments (268)
gigglesx0 4
Haha. I'm a pegabrony (a girl brony, but not girly enough to be a pegasister) and even I find this weird. But no, Rarity is best pony.
AliveLikeFire 7
This is beyond disturbing.
factcat 6
All bronies do this btw.
RanaktheGreen 2
I swear, not all of us do this, but the ones who do have no remorse, and why should they? If they like having fantasies involving ponies it really doesn't matter, everyone has some sort of fetish, just leave it be.
BagelTheOtaku 25
he's just a brony. jeez calm down people
moriartywasreal 11
This sounds like something my boyfriend's brother would do .-.
Erto 17
Bronies are the most cancerous detriments I've ever seen in my life. What started out as a joke turned into some half ass cult.
MittenzTheCat 12
I saw a 12-year-old boy doing the same on DeviantArt but with " skunk girls " or people who had skunk girl personas. He would want to smell them and get sprayed all of the time. Ew.
FurryFun 4
To each his own. And if you are going to judge him for his interest then you are no better than those at Westburo
trumpet27 1
That's what happens when you snoop on your kid and his business.