Intimacy: Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited"...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 14:26 - France

Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML

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By thegoldenboy3 - 12/02/2009 12:14 - Spain

Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML

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By ladyhead - 18/12/2008 16:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I am a Frenchie who's been in England for two months. While wanting to say to my technician that my manager made me groan during our meeting, I said that he made me moan. Now he keeps looking at me with a grin on his face. FML

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By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

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By vivelawank - 10/05/2014 20:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML

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By gleefan116 - 28/08/2010 00:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML

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By james - 14/12/2008 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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Sexy talk

By aur - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I spent my first night with my English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice, "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

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By SpanishInFrenchClass - 06/12/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 22:33 - United States

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

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Gwyddhien 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

Don't worry... I'm a native French speaker, and "je suis excité" isn't that bad and can be used with non-sexual things as well

sooper 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

Hahaha, they must think you have some great fun ;D

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HeroicDude 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 8:28

Oh lawd, that is too funny!

JohnnySitu 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 4:42

Je suis excite is actually I'm excited even if you search it up on google translator. Whoever told you it's not is fooling you.

CastlesInTheSky 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 6:26

if you're perverted, it means you're sexually excited. if you're a normal human being, it means you're just excited for ex. a family member to come. honestly you're "french" friends are idiots.

splinds 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:48

Perhaps it's a good idea to LRN 2 ENGLISH before you tell people to learn to french. YOU'RE =/= YOUR Seriously. "You are "french" friends are idiots" = epic failx99000 P.S. Your comment is wrong.

Altoid09 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 17:22

I did the same thing this past year in French class. Don't feel too bad. The actual term is "Je suis ravi" You can bet I committed that one to memory...

Victoria2103 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 22:20

I don't even study French and I knew that one. Fool.

Amy_aye 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 23:07

I did the same thing in french class the other day, teacher announced it, bad timees! lol

MiszCrtny 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 23:49

where the hell did you get sexual from that phrase... je suis means i am.. hm.. learn your french.

mikethecrimson 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 15:51

Dude, thats so blowminding it just unblew my mind so it can be blown again.

Mr_schadenfreude 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 18:43

nah, don't worry. Je suis excite is the equivalent of i am excited in english anyway. Can't be misconstrued in normal conversation, but the same meaning applies to more polite english too.

shovetothels 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 2:34

i did this same thing in class... there's 22 people in my class... there are only 3 of us guys in the class... one kid was absent,the other was running attendance down to the office... you tell me what you thought happened