Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML
Tunnel vision
Today, after years of being an avid knitter and typing for a living, I got carpal tunnel syndrome… from my wrists flopping around too much while I'm driving. I live half an hour away from the nearest city. FML
Getting on
Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Guildy pleasure
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
Today, I found out that the lump in my wrist that keeps getting inflamed and sore is caused by sketching and using my laptop too much. Good thing I'm in my fourth year of studying to become a designer. FML
Stiff Little Fingers
Today, I found out that the stiffness I've been feeling in my hand is arthritis and that it's only going to get worse. Not only do I type for my job, I'm also 22. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
Warts and all
Today, I woke up from surgery to find that the chronic warts on my right hand hadn't been removed. The doctor informed me that they'd grown into my radial nerve, so impossible to remove without permanent paralysis. My immune system sucks, so this is just in my hand forever. FML
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ohhboyy 0
you can't say "**** my life" if you don't HAVE a life
AngelRaven89 0
Remember to take all things in moderation, including World of Warcraft :)
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darkraynos 0
You know, you can still have a life while playing World of Warcraft, it just takes self control, which is hard to have when you're so young. FYL for sure, you don't deserve it like others say you do. Hope you get better.
NoBounceNoPlay 0
Don't worry, OP. I'm a loser, just like you. Only, I ****** up my thumb playing Soul Calibur. :'(
Bleepbloop360 7
Haha what? Soul Calibur really? That's like the slowest fighting game ever! Marvel vs Capcom will give you carpal tunnel from two fights
HomieJxx3 0
WOW lmao. Sorry dude, but this is super funny. Get out more (:
Eternity_fml 0
Who gives a shit. It's all about getting the good gear. Not getting booted from the guild because of injury > Getting/dealing with CTS :-P Jk.
And1Li 0
YLF FYL
archuletalover 0
omg thts AMAZING!!!! can i be you, your life is amazing, can i b you!?!?!?!
DaedalRose 0
Me too!!! Well, it was exacerbated by the fact that I played WoW.
the_boss_fml 0
ydi for playing WoW. play a real game like CoD4 :] but ya WoW is hella addicting. im sorry
thegoodlifeNOT 0
I agree with your name.
kast227 0
um... so. a lot of people get carpal tunnel from the same thing. deal with it. next time submit something worth reading