Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML
Tunnel vision
Today, after years of being an avid knitter and typing for a living, I got carpal tunnel syndrome… from my wrists flopping around too much while I'm driving. I live half an hour away from the nearest city. FML
Getting on
Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Guildy pleasure
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
Today, I found out that the lump in my wrist that keeps getting inflamed and sore is caused by sketching and using my laptop too much. Good thing I'm in my fourth year of studying to become a designer. FML
Stiff Little Fingers
Today, I found out that the stiffness I've been feeling in my hand is arthritis and that it's only going to get worse. Not only do I type for my job, I'm also 22. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
Warts and all
Today, I woke up from surgery to find that the chronic warts on my right hand hadn't been removed. The doctor informed me that they'd grown into my radial nerve, so impossible to remove without permanent paralysis. My immune system sucks, so this is just in my hand forever. FML
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ohhboyy 0
you can't say "**** my life" if you don't HAVE a life
AngelRaven89 0
Remember to take all things in moderation, including World of Warcraft :)
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SomeGuy1234 0
Carpal Tunnel isn't a desease, it's an easily avoidable injury.
kandi_shop_xoxo 0
Why not play a game that makes you money? i.e. poker??
Than_fml 0
riiiiiiiight......
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
My brother plays that game like it's a drug. I make fun of him for it, but he still has a better social life than me outside of the internet. Haaaaah... Oh well, whatever. At least I can laugh about it. Carpal tunnel syndrome sucks.
colortherainbowx 0
This is more of an FTLIDH which stands for **** THE LIFE I DON'T HAVE. Get outside and stop playing that gay ass nerd game you fat ass wank.
mattmag 0
Anyone who spends that much time on one crappy expensive game deserves it. Diversify - try some other games and ffs stop paying monthly fees.
bipolarchipmunk 0
SEA CUCUMBERS DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE BONES.
I2OI3 0
YOU REALLY SHOULD GO HAVE THAT LOOKED AT BTW - carpal tunnel syndrome is pretty serious stuff..
ceexaeexess 0
wooooow youre beat....get a life
mixedcalibaby 0
YDI!! How long do you have to be playing that to give yourself carpal tunnel??? Turn off the computer and have some real world fun.
archuletalover 0
wat does YDI mean
sk8rdud3 24
#75, it means You Deserve It