Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML
Tunnel vision
Today, after years of being an avid knitter and typing for a living, I got carpal tunnel syndrome… from my wrists flopping around too much while I'm driving. I live half an hour away from the nearest city. FML
Getting on
Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Guildy pleasure
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
Today, I found out that the lump in my wrist that keeps getting inflamed and sore is caused by sketching and using my laptop too much. Good thing I'm in my fourth year of studying to become a designer. FML
Stiff Little Fingers
Today, I found out that the stiffness I've been feeling in my hand is arthritis and that it's only going to get worse. Not only do I type for my job, I'm also 22. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
Warts and all
Today, I woke up from surgery to find that the chronic warts on my right hand hadn't been removed. The doctor informed me that they'd grown into my radial nerve, so impossible to remove without permanent paralysis. My immune system sucks, so this is just in my hand forever. FML
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ohhboyy 0
you can't say "**** my life" if you don't HAVE a life
AngelRaven89 0
Remember to take all things in moderation, including World of Warcraft :)
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trackrunner525 0
i have no idea wat #232 said...can someone translate for me lol
corey_kelly 0
all these people are hypocritical ass holes... who cares if someone likes to play a game.. all those people telling him to get a life should get a life...what's worse playing a game or sitting online doing nothing and making fun of people who are playing a game.
BrannFYR 0
agree with #243
sleepy15 0
I'm not saying you should stop playing, just get a life and just limit your playing time.
jealous_princess 0
I play wow and I might have carpel tunnel ... FML also. [don't listen to these other people about quitting.. lol]
lazorzpewpew 0
I am not seeing where this "get a life" thing comes from... I work (40-50 hrs/week) and manage to go to bars/parties, hang out with friends and play tons of WoW. Define "life" for me please :)
sarahasnoxh 0
that's actually happened to me, but it turned out to be tendinitis instead of CTS. lol we both deserve it.
moose91894 0
Haha # 13
fujiman20 0
Hah south park anyone? Make love, not warcraft every1 XDD
Angel_Chicken 0
WoW 4 life! Seriously, I play WoW (Level 80 hunter, Roraa, in full teir 7.5 gear on Bronzebeard for all those WoWers), have 2 kids, a boyfriend, and I even seem to go out once or twice a week. So I agree with #248, define "life" please :-)