Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML
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Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, I came out to my parents and siblings as gay. They were very accepting and asked me why I waited until I was 25 to do so. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was their own homophobic remarks that kept me closeted since I realized it at 14, and that a previous coming-out to a parent was dismissed as 'a phase'. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
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Top comments
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm truly sorry. :( Having family who aren't accepting of who you are is tough. I'm bi but haven't told my family because I know how they would feel (which is not very positive).
khaayotic 16
That's just rude. Ask her if her severe case of ignorance has been "cured" as well.
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Comments (125)
dougpitts 3
You should not be gay Go **** a girl you'll find that it's awesome ******* queer
sugoine 12
Tell her as soon as she's been cured of her being straight problem. Keep your chin up, it gets better, I promise!!!!
souljacker 11
Tell her 'no' and explain that it's her fault you have this incurable genetic illness! :-)
rivaraven 35
My dad wanted to throw me out, when I told them... then he realized I already live alone. Took him a while to accept me as I am, and now he's perfectly fine with my boyfriend and everything. Good luck to you, too, don't lose hope. :)
paocs12 0
Hey! Don't worry sooner or later they will have to accept it
Ray_of_midnight 23
Once you'r e grown up and living on your own, there's nothing that says you have to talk to your parents, if they make you feel like shit.
killme2121 0
Just say "yes mom I'm "cured" thanks for asking!" Then hang up b
ronkster44 2
Haha!! You deserve it you sicko!
theresagaara 3
I understand the FML. Mine are in denial but they don't say anything... They just make fun of gays in front of me....
Rocky007 15
If you are interested, there ARE cures available.