Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML
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Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, since getting the new kitten that only I wanted, it has scratched me and peed on my socks, my side of the bed and my laptop. It loves my husband though, who was against getting a cat at all. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Benedryl ! You may be able to do something. Talk to an allergist before doing anything drastic.
just16letters 15
That could be death by cuteness
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Comments (83)
Foxrabbit 9
They always know if you have an allergy or hate them. Always.
TheDoctorBadWolf 5
I'm allergic, and I have six cats. Man up.
livelaughlovepie 22
I'm actually allergic to my new kitten too! I have to take daily allergy pills to help:) it's not too bad! Just occasionally if she lays on my chest I get stuffy and sneeze. :) but the pills help quite a bit:)
ItsThisGirl 17
Allergy shots for sure.
Rababco 29
That kitty sounds really sweet. It kind of reminds me of my cat. He adores me, even follow me around, lays on my be and cuddles with me.
Douglas Hoffine 3
your allergies are just a small price to pay for the love that kitten will bring you in the years to come