Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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seeoseek 18
Ewwww nasty!!
isallwaysme 27
That's damnruff (horrible pun over)
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Comments (128)
Phoebe_Buffay 14
Is it December already, because "it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" No? Alright then....
catMcG 2
NOOOOOOOO im shuttering thinking about it !
xplicitkontent 18
*shuddering Unless you're a camera or a house...
Twinn4ever 13
Somone is getting Head and Shoulders for Christmas...
Twinn4ever 13
Someone** my bad :)
beej821410 6
77- thinking someone is gorgeous doesn't mean you're in love with them, it means you think they're gorgeous.
beej821410 6
I'm not sure why people keep saying lice don't like dirty hair. Lice aren't picky, they have no preference. Lice are equal opportunity parasites, not washing your hair won't keep them away.
BubbleGrunge 18
Having dirty hair increases the oils in the hair. It is harder for the lice to attach itself to greasy strains.
kate3101 15
Lice are massively gross, but it's no indication of how clean you are or whether you look after yourself. Most children will pick them up at school and they spread through families really quickly. Disgusting little b*stards
luckyd880 12
Easy solution, Shave his head!!
skyeyez9 25
How the hell would your BF not notice bugs crawling in his hair?! Or not feel them biting his scalp?
cappellaaa 23
that's ******* nasty. good luck with that
AnimeBitch 14
Either work through it and give his ass a bath, or... It's time for a new boyfriend.