Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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seeoseek 18
Ewwww nasty!!
isallwaysme 27
That's damnruff (horrible pun over)
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Comments (128)
aircon 7
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMMMMNNNN!!!
amifaiyaz 12
he's probably too gorgeous for that shampoo anyway.
quindella101 5
Dandruff is one thing but lice, Ew....
BubbleGrunge 18
88-lice tend to attract to clean hair; dirty hair makes it harder for the lice to cling into the strands Of hair. If you ever come in contact with an out break of lice, try not to wash your hair as long as possible. If you have long hair, wear it up in a pony tail or bun.
PonyTails13 3
How short was his hair? It rarely happens to guys, especially if they have short hair. But either way, ew!
simsgirlgem 25
Ew that makes my head itch just reading it
Llamacod 11
Are you sure it was dandruff and not nits ( lice eggs)
speed150mph 2
Actually, Lice prefure clean hair to dirty hair. The oils found in durty greasy hair interfear with the louse ability to breath, and also make it difficult for the Louse to cling to and move around in the hair. As for the dandruff, its usually caused by dry scalp, which means the shampoo he uses drys out his skin. so in other words, this does not mean he has bad hygeine, it means he got the lice from somewhere and needs to get rid of them and clean everything that has touched his head. Going back to what I said earlier, I heard soaking the hair in olive oil works great to get rid of lice.
suumbuum 13
o god
BadKitty13 28
Oh that is just NASTY !!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW