Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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seeoseek 18
Ewwww nasty!!
isallwaysme 27
That's damnruff (horrible pun over)
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Comments (128)
Ibeatmyself 3
Dirty
toaster012 17
Wash his hair one day. I'm sure guys like that. Right?
lolnothanks 18
Ewww ._. QUITE A CATCH U GOT THERE OP
MuseFan1991 14
88-having dandruff doesnt mean he never washes his hair. it's a recurring problem. and he could have been unaware he had nits. don't be so quick to judge. OP, try to avoid head to head contact with your bf until he sorts out his problem. im not sure if shaving his head would solve the problem, but it would certainly make it easier for him to comb the eggs out. afterwards, whack in some head and shoulders, problem solved :D
AKGirlinSD 20
You both are right on point. There are the very good looking people, in this world, who don't take a step back and realize a habit of their's is beyond disgusting. I've always wondered how nobody told them. Or they've been told and tell that person to **** Off.
Dcm210 19
Put listerine in your hair.
vbmg152 19
Surely, you meant gorgeous new ex-boyfriend!
Leasha3 14
Aaand now ex boyfriend. Deal breaker
megmichelle45 3
this made my head itch.
ni0ve 9
can u see lice? ewwww