Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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seeoseek 18
Ewwww nasty!!
isallwaysme 27
That's damnruff (horrible pun over)
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Comments (128)
80sgurl 15
I would've freaked out a little.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I guess a gift of head lice shampoo is of the essence...
gioo_fml 6
Ya I scratched my head for you that's sick!!
gioo_fml 6
Why would she join him so all the lice can get all over her....ewww
egrudy 9
Awe don't judge.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Not so gorgeous anymore.
limitedition 25
I have so many questions, OP! Did you tell him?!? How did you handle that?? Update please!
vladimirnabokov 15
At least his hair is clean since live in clean hair, not dirty hair? :s I saw a really beautiful girl once and she sat next to me on the bus, and flipped her hair in my direction and it had the most vile smell I'd ever smelled. Up close, her hair was so dirty that it smelled horrible and was really greasy. Not as bad as having dandruff and lice fall into your hands, but I can sympathize. It's nothing some lice shampoo can't fix though :)
stogeist 5
they're not lice. they're love bugs. makes you think about the hug you gave him already with yhe hair to hair contact.
TheFuzzehKitteh 5
I have a feeling that the kid who is considered 'attractive' has nasty hair like this guy. He seemingly never washes his hair, and just throws a hat on before he leaves. It's gross.