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By ewicsmelly - 29/12/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

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EW WTF.

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Shave.

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johnel54 5

Wednesday 8 August 2012 3:12

Time to do what they did in Vietnam. Burn that sucker til they can't hide.

merrielp 13

Wednesday 8 August 2012 21:04

You are gross

101217cuties 0

Tuesday 30 October 2012 3:53

Are you sure it's not lice? :(

shitone 9

Monday 17 December 2012 3:02

That is f*cking rotten

Fatguineapig 13

Tuesday 7 May 2013 4:23

You should probably shave. Or something. Gross.

ashjo 12

Tuesday 23 July 2013 5:57

eww shave it wtf

Nolonger 11

Tuesday 27 August 2013 2:34

That's disgusting. Shave immediately or shower with ant repellent.

rougeunicorn03 17

Monday 16 September 2013 11:31

I think it might be time for a shave.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Sunday 6 October 2013 13:43

how did u not notice

XxQuartersxX 14

Sunday 6 October 2013 22:09

Holy ****, man! What kinda beard you got growin that ants are livin in that beast!?

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