Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
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mimiminx 23
Why didn't you tell her you wanted it to be just her? Could have solved a lot of problems.
laurenlovesjb 20
To me it sounds like your girlfriend is using you! Explain to her how you felt about what happened and see if you can go out again? (if she will apologize!)
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Comments (94)
alexafml 5
Lol, cuckold problems.
MDTeddy 13
Im not Captain Obvious, but I am pretty sure normal people would rather sit with their bf/gf. I think Op's gf doesn't like him as much or she would have noticed. I would have been like "Dude! Let me sit next to my gf you dick!" then say "I am sorry I called you a dick, but I only wanted to be with my gf. As long as I am then I will be happy and won't care who sits with us." Idk why people don't do something about things like this. I donkt have the guts to sit alone. If I wanted to sit alone then I would stay home and chill on a computer or something.
jsolis1982 6
I would've just left them all there
LectumX 3
Catty relationships don't last, friend..
meintx 9
That doesn't sound like you're bf/gf.
iwadasn 33
Yeah, because people in relationships never, ever spend time with friends or anyone else besides their significant other, right? This isn't really a problem at all--it's just a miscommunication issue and the OP is whining because he didn't get sex in exchange for dinner.
J_C_maldonado 9
That's a good devils advocate argument lets also take into consideration maybe the OP wanted just some time with his girlfriend and wanted to indulge in the simple pleasure of having someone there and her inviting her friends wasn't taking that into consideration granted he should've made it clear that it was only supposed to be them two but also she should've asked out of courtesy if she could invite friends.
bombtastic 10
what i dont get, is why did OPs girlfriend feel the need to tell everybody that she's going out? what, does she tell everybody when she's going out to pick up groceries too?
vbmg152 19
What the hell?? You need a new girlfriend, ASAP!
BuckNekkid 22
dude man up, or we revoke your mancard. you can only be taken advantage of by someone if you let them do it.
botanistjessica 24
I hope you don't ever expect to get head either
betty9 5
what a bitch...