By HM - 16/04/2015 13:10 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 581
You deserved it 4 515

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Definitely not the pussy he wanted to see.

Maybe it turned him on... I'm not are we went far enough into the story for this to be an FML. Unless you had poop stains. FYL if you had poop stains.

Comments

Your cat is naughty. If that guy understands it as a booty call then you are on feast today. We would love a follow up on this

JuliaaNoelle 26

Cats are beautiful, amazing, diabolical creatures.

bleedingglitter 24

Oh no... I bet they were your pair of granny panties too. The ones you wear on laundry day.

At least he didn't try to snag them and stick them in his pocket.

hunterluv1 20

if kitty doesn't approve, it mustn't continue.

FrostyNipz19 12

time for the cat to go the way of Ole yeller

That's when you look him dead in the eyes, after all it can't get worse, and say "This is not how I wanted you to see my panties... But while we're on the subject there's another pussy I would like you to see.: