Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
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Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML
Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, I drove my truck into the garage for a couple of minor repairs. It was returned on a flatbed with a blown engine. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML
Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
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badblaby 8
Did you lose it or break it?
beaverteaser 16
time to go to ihop
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Comments (78)
worldclassrager 41
Get well soon OP...at least you still have a leg to stand on...and I bet your dad still wants you to help
PenguinBitch 44
Now you're the one needing a push and broken down.
cjlerch 29
What the hell does that even mean?
NeatNit 33
it makes more sense like this: Now you're the one broken down and needing a push.
PenguinBitch 44
As in a wheel chair. Jesus.
PrincessCastiel 27
Don't let that crush your spirit, OP! Hope you ride to good health soon!
caleb_9756 14
Crush his spirit? Like the same way that he crushed his leg?
jdizz16 16
Sorry OP, did you remember to walk with a spare?
mrwilsong 6
You must be tired of helping people
cakefete2 31
You need to follow directions OP. Your dad said "lend a hand". You just had to be funny using your leg. Now both you and the truck need to go to the body shop for repairs.
zahidnasir 22
you should be proud at least you gave it all in helping you dad
Zcor 7
Get well soon :/
mooman36 15
Can't quite work out how you break a leg by pushing a car. Did it roll back onto you? Is the driveway uphill?
RusticChick 27
A tire ramp is.
Merylwen 24
The way it's worded makes me think he might actually have lost his leg, not just broken it.
LisaDay 14
I'm guessing the truck started rolling back towards him and hit him, possibly knocking him down and running over his leg.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
This is why you have to workout your legs.