Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
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Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. Five minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
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Top comments
jc420 0
No good deed goes unpunished
mordantennui 0
back as in butt? do girls keep their wallets in their back pocket like guys
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Comments (74)
mn_mpls 0
he probably reached in her purse
iamchuck 0
Blindness does not inhibit one's sense of assholeness.
BM13HC 0
wow that sucks definitely FYL(who the hell would vote YDI wtf)
BlaqMetal13 0
Well he can still hear. FYL, but you should have let him cross the street by himself, he would have heard car horns.
autistic_pride 0
What do you helping a blind man cross the street and you realizing your wallet is gone have to do with each other? I don't see a connection, it's two random events. I don't understand.
jamjam12 15
im guessing that the man pretended to be blind in order to steal her wallet when he patted her on the back
blastvortex 4
Is there a good deed that goes unpunished? Meh. You should've ran back out, tracked him down (if you could), and kick the crap out of him before taking your wallet back. If not, maybe you'll get lucky and someone will beat the tar out of you for him.
Misguided_Ghost 0
damn; bogus. :P
turdburgers 0
You're a woman and you carry a wallet instead of a purse? Unlikely.
NoteMyGrin 0
Er...women carry wallets IN their purses. You think we just let the money float around?
ohSNAPyall 27
You don't let your money float around? I love my anti-gravity purse.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Or he lifted the wallet from her purse while patting her on the back to distract her. Most women don't leave their money loose in a purse.
mattsgreat5 0
hahaha
Mini_wasit002 0
wow.. dont worry , wut goes around comes around.