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By failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Top comments

Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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HeyImAmy 20

I, personally, love bacon but some people just don't like it. He must have seen a documentary or something about how bacon is made. Not eating bacon is not the end of the world.

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DylanHasClass 17

Thats not right... Cant do eggs without bacon

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LilHottieInLove 25

how is this a fml? maybe he doesn't want to get fat and suffer heart problems. it's not a bad thing to watch your health these days

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FroggerForReal 11

Get DNA test. that may answer your predicament

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Zebediabolical 39

Kill him. Bury him in the backyard. Make a new one and try to do better.

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8oded8 8

Maybe because bacon and 2 eggs look bad ( .i. )

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