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By failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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docdann 3

No bacon? That's just wrong.

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Drake_The_Dragon 23

Holy crap it's a joke! Some of you take this thing to seriously! Sheesh.

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CeCe184 17

That shouldn't be a problem. Maybe he just wasn't in the mood for bacon.

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yadeeliz 11

He's an alien. Has to be. Or maybe a reincarnated pig.

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zipson1 7

I used to love bacon just as much as the next person, but I developed a taste aversion to it after getting sick after eating some. It may not have even been the bacon, but being sick in a house with that permeating smell of bacon... Oh god. That might be the reason your son doesn't like it. If not... There might be something wrong.

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konstantinos616 17

Have him watch Jim Gaffigan. Maybe that will change his mind.

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