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By failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 263
You deserved it 19 393

Top comments

Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

Comments

I only eat bacon dipped in syrup. Otherwise I don't usually eat it. I don't really see what's so special about it.

TAKE HIM TO A SHRINK! THAT'S NOT NORMAL!!!

This poor soul says he's from Greece. I find that ironic.

You are a total failure with a capital F... there should be a law against people like you procreating

You did nothing wrong, I think he's just thinking for himself instead of listening to what the media says accepting things like a robot :)

I don't like bacon with my eggs either. I separate my food (I'm weird). So when I say no bacon with my eggs I mean put them such that they don't touch and aren't made together. I still love them, just not together. I've tried it, I just don't care for it.

This is why FML needs a 3rd voting option when it's not a FYL or YDI situation. Maybe something like "Get over it."

I've thought that more than once as well.

SparksTheSadie 18

I would be proud if my son didn't want bacon (or any other meat, for that matter). I'm not a fan of it, either.

just because he doesn't like bacon doesn't make him or you a faliure... it's a matter of choice.