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By failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Top comments

Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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Comments

dave20012 15

NO BACON WITH HIS EGGS!!!? Oh shit that's like having having a burger without fries..no ******* good.

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LeBoss2001 5

Because of my religion, I can't eat normal bacon. But i still love turkey bacon! :D

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Merylwen 24

Turkey bacon is better anyway.

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thissexyguy96 11

That means that there's more bacon for you

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darryaz 9

Do you have other children? If so, perhaps you can turn your attention toward them. The non-bacon son is a lost cause.

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sirliam99 12

Did anyone else thing that the son said where did I go weong

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Witchylady 17

Not seeing the problem there!!! Eggs are just fine on their own. With nice fresh crusty buttered bread. Who needs bacon?!!!!

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SkittlesGoRawr 19

Just to clarify, not everyone likes bacon. There's nothing wrong with not liking bacon.

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HJKM_fml 19

So it's wrong that your son wants to eat healthy?

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