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By failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Top comments

Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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Comments

Cynical_1 26

Omg...he must be an Alien! Quick...somebody call Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones!

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VanOBrien 14

His mother didn't feed him a tofu substitute, did she?!

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what12345 12

There's a bacon shortage currently, so it might turn out to be a good thing for your wallet.

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murphy30011 7

All of the people who obsess about bacon are absolute morons

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Edumcg 24

and robots that can't think for themselves.

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starlita_fml 14

Jeez, just calm down (or we might think you're 'Murican for loving fat so much). Try offering him prosciutto crudo, that's upper-class version. omnomnomnom

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Godsofdracos 15

Hey comrade, Americans aren't the only ones who eat things with fat in it.

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lulinator 40

Yeah. We Canadians love our bacon too.

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mt631 18

You might be surprised how many Americans eat healthily and exercise. Generalizations, don't make them.

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MzZombicidal 36

How would getting a more expensive, upper class bacon help?

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disasterlydeed 26

He is not your son

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