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By failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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disasterlydeed 26

He is not your son

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StuckInDreamland 8

this is when you give your child a lecture and shove bacon in his face... or maybe not

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cluelesscher 5

Is this seriously an FML? This site is getting dumber every day

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Monochroming 8

I love how I said the same thing but my comment got moderated.

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RedPillSucks 31

This is a comedy site. Were you expecting Today I got gang raped by the people at the bar my boyfriend brought me to. He was cheering everyone on. FML.

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RusticChick 27

Bacon is LIFE! Joking.. but seriously, who doesn't like bacon?!?!!

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el_angelroca 15

The only people who like bacon are the ones who don't know how to cook, cause it's the best tasting thing without much effort, there are better things guys

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MzZombicidal 36

Or maybe it's just good food that people like? There are plenty of things that don't require much effort to make but are delicious nonetheless.

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huntershadden123 2

I think bacon is a little overrated don't you think?

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rocker_chick23 27

My husband doesn't like pork bacon since it's way too greasy. He eats turkey bacon, so try and see if your son will eat turkey bacon

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