By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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rayy1219 0

i wouldnt know what to do with myself. id probably be speechless at that moment. but i KNOW id throw away that toothbrush. or at least color it a different color and give it to her as if your mom just bought it for her at the store. paybacks are hell, talk is cheap.

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JackTheRipper_fml 0

my sister masterbates with her boy friend on the phone all the time. it keeps me awake at night.

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mizled 0

O.o If my sister ever does that, bitch is dead.... x_X

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gary1095 0

man, you guys have brutal sisters

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sandy_fml 0

Ew ew ew ew ew ew...disgusting and gross...and hillarious. Your sister has issues.

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nomnomnom_fml 0

I would most definitly jack off in her shampoo bottle. Yes, please do that.

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Bkkid99 0

Oh no. Thats terrible

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