By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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bipolarmanic 0

Brings new definition to "cavity" search!!

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magicmarkers 0

That is so wrong, on so many different levels.

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x3audraaax3 0

that's soooo gross.

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Serious_ly 0

Icky. Very icky... I'd stick a post-it note on the brush that says: "i know. enjoy"... she'll freak out !!!!

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princessri94 0

oh god...that really sucks...lol

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Failmaster 0

Did she have a cavity? Tooth brush fail!

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slyvanilla_creme 0

Ewww! I hope that's when she first used it and you tossed it out! That's so nasty.

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gislince 0

funny thing is that she wouldn't use it to brush her teeth..

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