By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 822
You deserved it 64
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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twohundredandtwo 0

In my province of Alaska vibrators aren't sold, what did you say was the make and model of this vibrating tooth brush?

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ohwowthatsucks25 0

WHOA. that is DISGUSTING.

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Sam009 0

Haha if youv'e seen the movie teeth maybe shes just like that. But Hygenic

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kel_riv 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA omg 187 best comment ever. i think i'm gonna have to get an electric toothbrush now. or just go for the actual vibrator? hmm decisions decisions...

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Beknifingyou 0

That is freaking sick and all you guys talking incestious stuff. You have to realize that's his family, you f@ckng retards. That's like doing your grandma.

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lovechild33 0

i am soooo sorry!!!!!!!!!!

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basketballbabee 0

@31. omg...well thank you for that. i have a friend named sally and im not gonna be able to look at her for a while now. shit like u said messes my head up...ICKK. but funny...but thanks just SOOO much for that one... but dude...jack off into her sock or something then when she puts it on shell have a nice surprise in there...haha idk shed prolly notice that before she put it on though...

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Lexiijayy 0

Ewww Wowwwwww I would have murdered my sis. Pleassseee tell me youu got a new one?

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