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By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
go buy a new toothbrush
with replaceable heads.
brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason.
then put a new one on it.
then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary.
god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day.
ewww.
incest via toothbrush.
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved.
Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
Why is anyone on here grossed out by this? Is this or is this not the internet?? In 2009?? That means the "golden" rule applies: any and all type of incest are HOTTT!!!
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!