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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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I'm the only person who voted on this

Wow it says there's no votes or comments

Don't day a word.. Go find that cheap crackhead hooker on east 3rd and main who's vag secretions could strip rust off of the hull of a Russian icebreaker, get her to twiddle herself with it.. Slam some hot sauce on that shit and just leave it

it does feel good I have a toothbrush that I bought formasturbation lol

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Buy a new one and make your sister pay for it

At least you caught her.

Time to get a new tooth brush

sit her down give her 40$ and tell her tp get a vibrator...