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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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Just think of how many times she may have done that before?

People's needs are needy...

At first I didn't see that "my" so I wasn't sure what this one was besides a little uncomfortable. Then I read it a little more carefully. ...Ewww

at least you know what to get for her birthday a vibrater

funny how it seems

Too funny... maybe she likes brushing after wank.

Why is the picture of a man, when it says that OP is a woman? Also, why does it have so many downvotes?

yuuuuuuuuucckkk...poor u

Least you know she's keeping it clean and fresh down there. :D

Step 7: Wait for her FML