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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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I'm still laughing at this even though it's from years ago... I'm sorry, it's just too funny!

skyfall007_fml 11

I don't know how she would enjoy that. One time I used a hexbug xD

You should have joined her

Fuuuu.....cccccckkkkk

hahahaha what a joke

You brush your hair with an electric toothbrush?

Now is the time where you get her a vibrator for birthday/christmas and watch the horror on the family's faces

Thats disgusting

give your toothbrush to her and let her pay for a new one ;)

Fuuuuk that's nasty... Make her buy you a new one ?