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Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML

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paintingflower14 0

Dammmm that really sucks, im sorrry! i know how you feel, i have a little sister 10 years younger, she also has a passion for screaming Good LUCK

Pack whiskey for daddy, prozac for mummy, duct tape for the critters and a nice bag of weed for yourself.

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nicknesser 0

Just take your dad's booze for yourself, problem solved.

ellielovesyuh 0

win!^^ xD

sounds like my family lmao -___-

no 23 is cute (:

ellielovesyuh 0

well thanks(: haha

DaMak510 0

#5 is hella sexy

ahaha I agree with .#25

FFML_314 12

No way!! 38 is so fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol WTF #36 you h0rny lez

FFML_314 12

Haha I'm comment number 36, I didn't even know who comment number 38 would be until after I posted that. I was being a smart ass lol :P

ellielovesyuh 0

nice haha

True fml moment. Dude that could get hazardious!

make sibiling scream unilt they loose there voices... make mom go do sumthing and dad to get knocked out! ;)

ilikepieanddylan 0

hmmmm bipolar mother and alchohlic dad bad combination

toriforever 0

Sadly, all of my friend's that have bipolar moms have alcoholic dads. it's a very common combination :

TheDrifter 24

being married to a bipolar woman isn't easy. drinking takes the edge off of the impact of her random and extreme mood swings.

I know ehh :P

TheApologist 0

wow I do not envy you.