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Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML

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paintingflower14 0

Dammmm that really sucks, im sorrry! i know how you feel, i have a little sister 10 years younger, she also has a passion for screaming Good LUCK

Pack whiskey for daddy, prozac for mummy, duct tape for the critters and a nice bag of weed for yourself.

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hide in a tree. and pelt the screamers with eggs.

annielove 0

sounds scary alike to my family. I feel for you. plus my best friend Nick is going to come along with us... he has a baby sister who NEVER stops screming. D:

JokeMeister 0

Instead of complaining, think of some ways to make it better.

YayAmerica 0

Are you SURE this isn't an episode of Grounded For Life?

tinybear93 0

YAY! :D family time! not.

She's probably adopted.

toriforever 0

am not.

Oh dear. I pity you, I really do!

alyssaax3 0

one bedroom ?! redneck much ?

fmlxxreaderx 0

hmmm.. OP just try to think positive thoughts your familly may be different but sometimes you just gotta learn to deal with it and be happy you have a familly. :D i'm sure you will be fine. no ones perfect and I'm sure your dads not proud of himself either. and your mom..well it happens. your siblings will eventually get through the screaming fase. but my point is a familly can be a little ..off. but they love you. you'll get through it. and don't run away from home. seriously you'll be okay :)

i'll pray for you. lol jk I don't go to churh. just leave, they won't notice :)