Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
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Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
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perdix 31
You're the idiot -- most men don't like wearing sexy lingerie.
xxkaylaa 0
I think he's the idiot >.>
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Comments (43)
samadams42 0
I'm Gunna throw down a ?
dannyness 1
I think the OP is the idiot. Why would she make a dessert AND get lingerie and then ask him to choose? Why can't he have both? Why go through the trouble of making him a dessert you don't want him to eat? This sounds like a no-win situation for the BF. If he chooses the sex, she will get mad that he doesn't appreciate the time she put into the dessert. If he chooses the dessert, she gets mad that he doesn't think he's attractive. Such traps are petty and idiotic.
SaharNar 0
damn!! harsh much! :P
Frenchface 0
wow what a dumbass lol wishful thinking on his part : P
Pushka 8
To the OP: you prolly don't look good in lingerie. Besides idd why make him choose? And then get mad he picked desert, well you are an idiot. You just want him to guess what you want and then flame the poor dude if he doesn't.
Bloobird_fml 3
Lol I don't think you guys are getting it... he chose food over her.. if he'd chosen her she wouldn't have cared about the food and would have been happy that he chooses her because he loves her.. therefore letting him have the dessert anyways. Duh. It's funny seeing people get so mad about posts... the angry comment people are the real idiots here XD
Natty23 0
I would of said **** the dessert! give me the sexy outfit!
MarkSolo3 14
The only dessert that goes well with lingerie is some hair pie. ;) That's what you should've offered him.
piwikiwi93 0
Tell him to F**** off!
SkateboardGirl88 11
Sucker punch that bastard!