Intimacy: Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work....

By boyfriendisatoss - 26/12/2009 07:22 - Australia

Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

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Same thing different taste

By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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By stillhungry - 27/06/2015 18:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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Surprise indeed

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 14:24 - Netherlands

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML

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By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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The apple of my eye

By anonymous - 17/07/2020 08:00

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML

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I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 26 December 2009 19:08

You're the idiot -- most men don't like wearing sexy lingerie.

xxkaylaa 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:10

I think he's the idiot >.>

Comments

footballgal0701 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:19

haha he called u an idiot. :p

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:25

He's right. If you had any brains, then instead of bringing the gifts to him at work, you would have waited for him to get home and find you wearing the lingerie with the dessert in your "bowl."

bally22 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:09

come wit me!!!

I_Dont_Feel_Bad 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 7:08

would be kinda ok if he didnt call you an idiot

seeimdee 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:27

idiot

butterflyhearts 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:09

wow how can u all NOT get this FML??? Correction: Today, I called my boyfriend who was at work and told him I have 2surprises. One was to give him dessert the other was to wear sexy lingerie for him. He chose the desert.FML DUHHHH everybody. lol though she could have worded it better..... don't call the girl stupid.