Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
Today, our daughter was going to a cosplay event, until her dad saw the costume, or lack thereof, that she was planning to wear in public, with people taking photographs of her. He got so mad, he actually burst a blood vessel in his neck and had to go to hospital. She still went to the event. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML
Today, my ex had the bright idea of trying to bond with our son by taking him to a UFC fight. Our son is only 8 and autistic. It’s been hours and he hasn’t stopped crying about the "big scary men that kept hurting each other." FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
I bet he was Honeysuckle. That one seems like a tough pony.
CommunistBanana 8
Friendship is not always magic :(
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Comments (220)
lazy_girl 12
"omg bro you're wearing the same costume as me!" *throws a punch* *fistfight ensues* ... ... ......... "Love and tolerance" indeed.
Vinyl_Scratch_ 22
BRONIES like myself are tough as shit.
Crono_brony 2
and you would know... how?
laden_swallow09 35
Behind a computer screen, maybe.
dacery 2
Holly ****! I hope your kid never seas that comment.
nancy_ydg17 11
Wtf is ur problem o.O i hope ur son sees this.
enamis 3
And because of dum-dums like this, we get our bad name :(
MymB612 14
So... you wish you had never given birth to your son because he is showing interest in a pop culture phenomenon and is feeling confident enough to express it? Wow... Now I wish you hadn't bred, for your child's sake, not yours.
blackonblight 33
No, because despite her best efforts as a parent her teenager is getting into fistfights requiring hospital visits over a show that's aimed at teaching kids about friendship and tolerance.
limabeans101029 21
Still not a reason to say "I wish I never bred". Many teenage boys get into fights, it's not like it's uncommon.
dangousity 21
Tie those tubes..... She does live in good ole Miss, not the best place for edumacation ya know
SnuWolf 15
That makes no sense if they were both Bronies.
ViviMage 40
My Little Brony: Fistfights are Magic!
blackonblight 33
The fact that a violent row occurred over a show that's about friendship and good lessons for children to learn? That's significant because it shows someone's missing the point of the show if they're claiming to be a fan and acting this way. (Granted, I'm basing this on what I remember of MLP and such shows from reruns in the 90's, but the theme hasn't changed, has it?)