Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
Today, our daughter was going to a cosplay event, until her dad saw the costume, or lack thereof, that she was planning to wear in public, with people taking photographs of her. He got so mad, he actually burst a blood vessel in his neck and had to go to hospital. She still went to the event. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML
Today, my ex had the bright idea of trying to bond with our son by taking him to a UFC fight. Our son is only 8 and autistic. It’s been hours and he hasn’t stopped crying about the "big scary men that kept hurting each other." FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
I bet he was Honeysuckle. That one seems like a tough pony.
CommunistBanana 8
Friendship is not always magic :(
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Comments (220)
victoria0915xo 10
May have taken the "brony fist" a little too seriously...
CrazyMelvin 14
How dare you say you should have never bred! There are plenty of people would do anything to have a child.
TigrexTeeth 16
If he went as Twilight Sparkle then I would have fought him too.
Zehla 7
Pathetic is the parent whose love for their kid is conditional, and when the child does not meet expectations, they regret having them. You should find a more loving home for your son.
hateevryone 15
That's crazy, what he did. But do you really regret having him?
xvigil14 9
Bronies are crazy
tvwrestler98 14
don't say you wish you never bred! just because he was some brony doesn't mean you should diss him like that! you're terrible for saying that!
mesahus 5
What a horrible thing to say to your SON who you should always love. U deserve to go to jail
porcelainvains 8
That's a little harsh don't you think?
lovelessgirl 7
Don't be a bitch, he's your son, and besides that it's JUST My Little Pony. It's a TV show, it's cute and funny! It's not a big deal if he watches it!