Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML
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HappyItalian 38
The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)
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MissEmma_fml 22
Was the movie Magic Mike?
iT_Cereal 25
My name is Jeff
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Comments (75)
Weiss_Schnee 14
I hate that, I don't even know what to call it... A joke? It's a pathetic attempt at humour.
idxntgiveafxck 17
It's fuckingggg funny *reds voice* oitnb
thefmlman2011 37
i would of punched him AND his friend
JKPwnage 27
That sounds hilarious
733yoda_fml 19
Are you sure that his name wasn't Geoff?
Kougeru 12
Sounds like he's mentally challenged. You shouldn't make fun of him.
Saraishi 25
''Hi Jeff, i'll punch you on the mouth if you don't shut up.'' sounds like a reasonable thing to say.
ForComments 1
Aight badass, calm down.
rajput 17
maybe the guy behind you was mentally handicapped. did you think about that?
idxntgiveafxck 17
Or maybe he's using a line from 22 jump street
jesse98 7
I don't see how this is a bad thing
BusyDelaying 9
I hear you. People like that are the reason I don't to go to the cinema as much.
blackonblight 33
After about the third time I'd have said "Shut up, Jeff." If it continued, well, isn't that what staff are for?