Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML
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HappyItalian 38
The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)
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MissEmma_fml 22
Was the movie Magic Mike?
iT_Cereal 25
My name is Jeff
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Comments (75)
teapotrevolt 27
Haha sorry but I love this! I would've snickered every time and end up high fiving that guy. Lol!
HWICUNow 10
I agree. I thought this was hilarious. although, apparently #8 goes to more movies than me...
teapotrevolt 27
Someone that doesn't hate me :') hahaha. I haven't even seen where it's from I just love the parody videos and shit with it in there. I still love arrow to the knee jokes. The best!
JustMyLuck6666 13
Jeff just wanted to make sure you knew his name.
worldclassrager 41
Didn't changing seats occur to you? Or did he follow you like gum on a shoe
Hop6e 22
He probably had some form of tourette's or something similar, so it probably wasn't something he could help.
_awwhellnaw_ 45
Or he just thinks he's hilarious to quote a channing tatum movie.
missyfiona89 28
Should have said, "Hi Jeff, nice to meet you. Now stfu".
BlaqMontana 16
he could've been suffering from dementia so he kept forgetting he'd said "hi, I'm Jeff" all the time.. I bet he's somewhere right now saying "hi, I'm Jeff"
fmlsams 27
Wow, insensitive much? Holy crap.
karacakal2 30
I guess you didn't get the reference
teentee401 37
It's a 22 Jump Street reference.
failedgamer01 20
Damnit Jeff!
slendamob 2
A legend