Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML
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HappyItalian 38
The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)
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MissEmma_fml 22
Was the movie Magic Mike?
iT_Cereal 25
My name is Jeff
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mswhatever 18
26 didn't get the joke....
Badkarma4u 17
You can blame vine for that.
MzZombicidal 36
Or 22 Jump Street since that's where it's from?
knightmareengage 16
You know how Jeffs FML went today? Deciding to go to a movie today, I sat behind this really hot chick. My friends had told me recently that I should try to get back into the dating scene, and that perseverance is key to success. So going out on a limb, I decided to introduce myself, "my name is Jeff" I said... Crickets... Forging ahead undeterred by the lack of response I decided to try again.."my name is Jeff"...I try to talk to her for the entire two hours of the movie, and the bitch totally ignored me the entire time. FML
HappyItalian 38
Lol!
tommylover842 23
Aww now I actually feel sorry for the guy!
BusyDelaying 9
The strugle is real lol. Sorry Jeff we all miss understand you. wrong place wrong time.
salatguerkchen 5
I never felt more sorry for anyone here
bertie69 6
no that's funny cause I'd join in
rachelthelime_fml 29
You gotta be JEFFIN me
lesliehalverson 5
I would be laughing my ass off XD
idxntgiveafxck 17
Me toooo! xD
waitingformyruca 8
How is that an fml? that's pure gold
idxntgiveafxck 17
OMG THATS HILARIOUS! I really wish I was sitting next to that dude. That line cracks me up so much and I don't understand why
emokitty91 12
it cracks me up the way he says it
idxntgiveafxck 17
This by far the best FML post ever, in my opinion.