Transportation: Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2015 23:08 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML

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_kyleG_ 34

Tuesday 24 March 2015 7:55

I mean at least you're going somewhere ni... Yeah, uh, sorry OP.

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ana_lee_bonde 17

Tuesday 24 March 2015 14:50

The Dicks-ie Chicks Radio?

ReverseCarb 15

Tuesday 24 March 2015 15:04

Being a resident of Michigan all my life and knowing the radio stations, I believe that it was Dave and Chuck the freak, they have #1 morning show in Michigan.

Jenmic 16

Tuesday 24 March 2015 15:09

Besides the Chick with Dicks, sounds like a typical road trip with my Dad.

lulinator 40

Tuesday 24 March 2015 15:30

That sounds like an awesome road trip! I'd be laughing constantly. But my sense of humour is a little twisted, and I'm usually more crude than most men.