Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
nofriends
Japan
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
hylianprincess
United States
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
KrazyKill
Canada
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
me
Bronx, United States
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore
Don't worry, we don't snitch here!
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
nofriends
United States
Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ratted
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Anonymous
Lonely boy hiding behind the front door
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
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poper123 0
exact same thing happened to me. i feel for you, friendless buddy
katherinebby17 28
damn thats really sad
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n8equalsd 0
Today I opened a package of fruit snacks and instead of getting the normal eight or nine, twenty fruit snacks filled the bag. Thank you fruit snack company for that. MLIA
blastvortex 4
Maybe it's just because you keep using the transitive forms of verbs without direct objects. I'm telling your mom about that. ~_~
laffinatu 0
FYL for having a mom that calls her own child a loser. #3: It's not that easy for everyone to make friends. Please remove your head from your ass and understand that everyone is different. Some people have a very hard time making friends for many reasons. When I was younger, it was because of trust issues based on poor socialization as a child. Things like this have an impact on your life. Read a book about socialization and families. If the guy has a mom that refers to her own child as a loser, what kind of nuturing life do you think she provided? (obviously just an assumption and an option, not saying this is how it is or that she's a bad mom) Geez, read any book about how we socialize and where those 'friend making' skills coms from. And #14, I understand about the options not being so good. You don't always have to be someone's buddy to know they're not the right option for you. There's girls in my class that love shopping, giggling, drinking every weekend, and barely show up to classes. Based on their attitudes and behaviour, we would not be good friend matches. I hate everything they do, including the giggling. I'm sure they're great people, but that doesn't mean we can be friends.
Dump_fml 0
Your mom sucks for saying that. But friends make life easier and more enjoyable. Being alone, doing everything on your own...That's a hard way to go.
Anteezy 7
Not necessarily, people differ I for one have a lot of friends but I really enjoy being alone as well. Some people just like the solitude, not because they are shy or unsocial but it's just something they prefer. I can enjoy both sides.
memillia 0
Agreed. I have friends, but I prefer not hanging out with them that often. I need my space -- I can see them at school.
TNEBlover 0
"so my mom doesn't keep telling i'm a loser" does anyone notice something? so my mom doesnt keep telling ME i'm a loser sorry that was bugging me
Kukironosuke 16
and all those people who keep saying "he", the op is a woman unless the description under her profile is lying
mi6_fml 0
Tell your mom to f*ck off b*tch. Dunno how easy it is for a girl to tell off your own mother but for guys its easy. If you don't want her meddling in and criticising your personal life, tell 'em to just f*ck off.
omgzdude 0
wow. I don't even know her, but I don't like your mom...
Silentknight 0
"no_heart" made me laugh and drop my iPod xD tool alert alert? xD
Luckster 0
Sounds like my parents. I had no friends in high school because I wasn't into sex, drugs, ditching school, stealing, joyriding, making myself look like a *****, shopping with Daddy's credit card, or shooting people in the dark with BB guns. My parents said it was my fault for not having friends. Makes me wonder if being a good kid was the right choice. (I was the computer nerd who draws comics in her spare time. Still am.)