By strangely - 25/07/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML
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euphoricness 28

I don't think thinking of pussy will help your cause.

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birdybirdchirp 18

maybe it would have been better if instead of your cat you were beating to death a ****?

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

And everyone says that girls are weak.

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Nanu77 9

She may like your excitement about her so why worry?

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baitahook 7

bro! you should just let that wood knock ;)

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fmyhardon 16

Oh no! Now she'll think you don't like her, or that there's something wrong with you. Next time remember: boners are ok. Seriously.

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FenHarel 9

At least he tried though. Good on him to keep his boners to himself if he doesn't believe them welcome. Hope it doesn't trigger serious thoughts of feline homicide! XD

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Ted_brosby 4

Why would you think about beating up a cat. Lol

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Kendrah18 19

If a girl lays her head on your lap there's a good chance she wants to you get one. Unless it's your sister haha. FYL

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