Face the truth

By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 10:00

Spicy
Today, my husband has increasingly been asking for doggy style, which is not as romantic as missionary, so I asked him why the change. Apparently some of my pregnancy stretch marks make a goofy face and he can’t concentrate from trying to stop giggling, so his solution, flip me over and go at it from behind. FML
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Have you guys tried reverse cow girl? Same effect for him, more fun for you.

if you only ever do missionary he's probably bored shitless and doesn't want to tell you. sex doesn't always need to be romantic. he can't see your stomach from missionary. get spicy, that's boring as hell

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You fail to see the upside of doggy-style: you can fart on him if you need to get back at him for something!

Have you guys tried reverse cow girl? Same effect for him, more fun for you.

How can he be seeing your stretch marks during the missionary position? In missionary, he'd be looking at your face or his phone he's cleverly positioned to the side and slightly behind you.

Look on the bright side; now you can both watch TV while you do it.

they can both watch X-files.

tiptoppc 13

Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo. Also do it like they do on the discovery channel!

That's the punchline to a joke about Canadians and Hockey Night in Canada.

if you only ever do missionary he's probably bored shitless and doesn't want to tell you. sex doesn't always need to be romantic. he can't see your stomach from missionary. get spicy, that's boring as hell

So you just do missionary? You know doggy style doesn't mean anal, right?!... Maybe try look up other sex positions, if being all fours is somehow bad, what about spooning?.. I'm shocked people do only missionary, as a sex position it's like first steps of walking, but then you find out you could run, jump, climb, dance. Sex can be romantic and fun, but should always be exciting for both. what about sitting positions, lotus positions, not on all fours and you're facing each other so he won't be looking at your stretch marks, but face. Like it's okay not to be always excited about each others bodies, they change and that's why you find new beautiful sides of it through different angles, lighting, positions, places, something as simply missionary but pillow under lower back so your body elongates and the man carries your weight and hips. He has a chance to touch, kiss, be romantic falling in love with this body in new ways. I'm sorry just missionary, and taboo of doggy style would make me become bored and feel like a chore where you already know what to expect when to do what. I have been with same guy for 13+yrs, and missionary was put first sex, now we experiment with all types of body bends just because it's fun, even if one doesn't orgasm it's the willingness to want to share the pleasure and learn new ways to give and receive

urge2laugh 7

You should be thankful you're getting some!

why would you only want to do missionary? that's boring.

I fail to see what’s not romantic in doggy style. As for missionary it is romantic if the woman does something with her hands and/or legs, otherwise it kills all the excitment.