Today, I had to explain to my father why most of the bar was giving him dirty looks at a concert. His air guitar motions made it look like he was jacking off under the table. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today. I realized my dad is a little bit too rock n roll when he got into a pushing and shoving match with a married couple, who was making comments about how my dad’s leather jacket and ripped jeans weren’t “appropriate.” To be fair, they started it, but this was a parent night at a high school. FML
Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML
Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML
Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the same area as a bunch of older men. The oldest, fattest, ugliest man at the table looked me over then stared at my chest. He then started to motorboat the air in the direction of my boobs. FML
Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
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mvonneumann 0
lol, I actually got yelled once because I was shaking a pen under the table, and the teacher thought I was having a tug
boobaloo_fml 0
lol that would make 4 an awkward conversation....
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Comments (47)
jemma_aussie 0
omg, how embarrassing !!! LMAO
daniel1_1 13
haha screwtaylor imfao
onlyoneguy 0
not at the table Carlos
barleyguy 17
Happened to me once except I got caught by my cousin and I was lying in bed with the blanket over me he freaked out and it took him a few minutes until he let me explain
nic7973 23
people arent that desperate to knock one off, your teacher is an ass!
ShadowFlame275 18
That must've been awkward to explain...