By Embarassed - 30/08/2009 05:25 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my father why most of the bar was giving him dirty looks at a concert. His air guitar motions made it look like he was jacking off under the table. FML
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mvonneumann 0

lol, I actually got yelled once because I was shaking a pen under the table, and the teacher thought I was having a tug

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boobaloo_fml 0

lol that would make 4 an awkward conversation....

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Kervik 0

Was he looking at the barmaid while doing his 'air guitar' motions?

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screwtaylor 0

They only gave him dirty looks because they were actually jealous. They wanted to join the OP's dad, but he just wanted a solo act.

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moonlight_daze 8

Ahhh.. Texas. :-)

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skatergirl21 2

that is so cool i wish i new him that would be even cooler lol

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RichYungReverse 0

dirty looks? lol the nerve when half the ppl in that bar probably ejaculated in the bars bathroom

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reverseesrever 0

Today my daughter caught me jacking off under the table at a concert, she thought I was playing air guitar. FML

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DynamicDave 11

Ha! I lmao'ed at 19! I'm waiting to see that actually posted on here...

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mushrooms_fml 0

Omg u got a dirty daddy!!!!!! And not the good kind!!!!!!!!! R u so sure he was actually not jacking off under the table? I hope 4 ur sake he was not!!!!!!!!

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