Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
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Top comments
Monikabug 9
Sounds like fun!
IzabellaBlack 0
That doesn't even make grammatical sense
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Comments (117)
Isamermaid 17
Yeah, that's like me... I grew up around **** and drug dealers. I don't see the problem.
perdix 31
Are you the lucky girl who gets to handle the mouse after he spanks it?
staciieee_x3 0
sooo not that big of a deal, lol. (:
airforce987 20
haha, I had to do that once. except it was on his iPhone.
StarryNightSkysx 0
Lmao! Same Happend To Me! xD But My Youngest Brother Who Was Seven Only Went Threw The History To Get To His Little Web Sites O.O * Live Asains Seaking Conversation * Ahahah Poor Kidd xD Then There Was The PPV Thing xD My Older Brother Accused My Mum Of Being A Lesbian xD My Dads Just Extra Special x]
ItsJustJam 0
And this is fml because....? Shut up and stop complaining. Yea it's nasty but obviously your dads not getting any. Atleast credit him for not cheating. Gosh.
kylie3497 0
wtf! wat dad watches that?!?!?!
samham12345 3
21 win!!!
fmlilovevw 0
akward....
J0yce 0
Sounds just like my brother.
martindanny 0
ur dad someday will be trained as a detective trust me on this lolll