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tinytiny1124 Columbus, United States

Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monsters in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML

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Well.. that's kind of desperate. Scaring a kid for yourself to cuddle o.o

Get a dog.

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Yeah, that's not going to backfire on you later or anything. Parenting done wrong:::

I don't usually say nasty things like this, but as a parent of a three year old, maybe if you weren't such a lousy parent your kid would want to cuddle with you. I mean seriously, what kind of parent tries to scare their children into feeling the need for comfort? You suck.

Wow... that's a parenting fail. Not only are you scaring your kid, you're lying to him, and when he gets older and realizes this, trust will be thrown out the window.

Jesus. you're kind of a sick **** arent you. scare the kid just so he'll cuddle? wow

God you suck at parenthood. terrorize a small child just so he'd cuddle you? that's sick