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tinytiny1124 Columbus, United States

Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monsters in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML

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kAPISH 29

Well.. that's kind of desperate. Scaring a kid for yourself to cuddle o.o

SmokinGuns 13

Get a dog.

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Comments (198)

interesting33 37

That isn't the best way to go about it I think. If you feel unloved or just want him to go to sleep, it might help to talk to someone.

elektron_fml 3

you are one sadistic ************

jenbailey0125 3

Worst parent award goes to you. HOW DARE YOU scare him like that!!

Inurbusiness123 3

Are you lonely, OP?

Raylosophy 10

You have some issues that need to be worked out.

southernbelle037 5

Need a cuddle buddy? No worries, just traumatize your young, impressionable son....

black_bunny9 4

Can't wait to have OP make a new story about how son is too scared lf monsters to be alone

pensacolalady 10

You shouldn't have a kid!!! The poor thing is messed up for life now.

LoveEternal 6

Parent fail! Why would you scare your child at such a young age!? That was selfish. I agree with a previous comment, get a dog.