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tinytiny1124 Columbus, United States

Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monsters in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML

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Well.. that's kind of desperate. Scaring a kid for yourself to cuddle o.o

Get a dog.

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lol aww cute, toddlers are usually super affectionate on their own though? I'm not sure the monster fabrication was necessary O_o

That's weird.

My sister did that to my nephew who's 2 and now he's scared shitless... I slapped her across the back of her head. It was well deserved in my opinion...

Aaand you're an awful person

I don't understand why everyone on here is so convinced that OP's kid is going to be severely traumatized. In my experience kids are not that fragile. When I was 3 my father told me he was a monster so I would leave him alone one day when he had a migraine. This scared me for only one afternoon, then I quickly forgot about it. In addition to that I spent the first 10 years of my life being constantly pranked by my two older brothers who always went to great lengths to try and scare me. Now as an adult I can guarantee that I none of that has rendered me in any way traumatized.

op is a ******* idiot. you should have never been allowed to have children. this is definitely going to **** you over in the future & i hope it does. you're a horrible parent.

That's messed up. You are a terrible person. Get a stuffed animal.

I agree that your life SUCKS coz you SCARED YOUR OWN TODDLER! A new low for us all to read. Get help, please!

You should be shot.

This is horrible OP.